Thirty Minute Pony Stories

Where we challenge ourselves to write pony stories in thirty minutes. Prompts are posted daily. All safe for work.

“And then we woke up in the Crystal Caves, guess when that nasty queen was defeated her spell on us was broken. Luckily, Twilight Sparkle send some guards to find us, otherwise we would have missed the entire wedding! Oh, if it wasn´t for that nasty unicorn I would had grabbed the bouquet!”

“…”

“Ah, and that´s why I didn´t pick you up at the train station, honey! Seriously! You can ask Colgate if you don´t believe me!”

“…”

“Sweetheart?”

“Shut up and dance with me.”

Commentary from Donny’s Boy

Ha! Poor, poor Lyra. Hopefully she can get Twilight to testify to the truth of what she’s saying. Bon Bon’s irritation came across in her poker-faced silence, and the final line from her was quite amusing. Hopefully, those two enjoyed the rest of the wedding reception.