Nothing’s working. I’m just not getting to sleep.
But, dammit! Why am I so tired then? It doesn’t make any sense!
And to add insult to injury, I don’t even have a prompt yet! Just kill me now…
…Hold on. Now that I think about it, that’s actually a pretty great idea!
The prompt: Somepony just can’t fall asleep, no matter what they try.
Yeah, this’ll totally work! This is gonna be…gonna…zzzzzzzzzz
(This is a thirty-minute writing prompt! As usual, you’ve got six hours to submit any story written in or as close to thirty minutes as possible. Submissions will be closing at 8:00 PM PDT, 11:00 PM EDT, so good luck and happy writing!)