“Will you keep your voice down!?” Rarity roared, white coat tinged with pink and eyes wide and horrified, “Everypony can hear you!”
“The GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE does not care if the LESSER PONY CRETINS hear her words! She has once again been left COMPLETELY UNSATISFIED by the clumsy fumblings of her VASTLY INFERIOR LOVER! Truly, there is nopony is all of Equestria WORTHY of THE MAGNIFICENT AND SENSUOUS TRIXIE!”
Rarity slammed a hoof into the picnic table and narrowed her eyes threateningly. “If the Great and Powerful Trixie doesn’t shut her mouth, she will be sleeping on the floor!”
Comments by Kyronea:
Woah! Drama in the household of Trixie and Rarity! How these two got together to begin with is uncertain, but I have to say I found this quite amusing. Trixie is being bombastic and ridiculous, while Rarity is being sensible. Perhaps Trixie should be spending a night on the floor.