Thirty Minute Pony Stories

“Okay then, what do you need me to do about your, umm, situation?”

“Tell us how to make this work!”

“Well, have you talked to her about it?”

“No, of course not! You know how she can be.”

“I think you’d know that better than me. Besides, why are you asking me about this stuff anyways?”

“Well, Rainbow Dash told us about your, *ahem*, books. Among other ‘things’. You seem knowledgeable. This was also stated by Pinkie. Though, I don’t think I’d take you for the type. Dash, yes. Pinkie? Certainly. You? Not really.”

“What, the shyest pony in Ponyville has to be the most innocent? Especially when she’s ‘involved’ with Rainbow and Pinkie? I think not.”

A cough.

“Well then, back to your problem. What would you like to do? Do you mind sharing, so to speak?”

“Sharing? What, like taking turns?”

“Well that certainly is an option, that is what Pinkie and I settled on in the beginning. But I was thinking more like at the same time. It’s quite ‘entertaining’ when all three of us are-“

“Alright! So how do we accomplish this?”

“Well, you have to talk to her. Communication is key in this type of relationship.”

“But how will she take it? What if she rejects both of us?”

“Well, from what you’ve told me, she’s already ‘accepted’ both of you quite nicely.” A smile. “She probably thinks you both hate her for loving the other. She’d probably jump at the opportunity to mend things, what with her ‘princess-pleasing’ mindset. Innuendo completely meant. She loves you both.”

“I think she loves one of us more than the other.”

“Not true, sister.”

“Absolutely so.”

“If I may be so bold, I think if anyone could find balance in this situation, it would be her. I suppose she could live up to her namesake, and find the perfect middle ground between Day and Night.”

It was at that moment Rainbow and Pinkie decided to burst through the door.

“Hey Flutters! If you’re done with the Princesses, we’d be extremely happy for you to join us for a flying session.”

“She means we’re gonna feel like we’re flying, because we’re gonna-“

A hoof clamped over the pink pony’s mouth cut off what was sure to be a very generous explanation of exactly what was going to make them feel like they were flying, and the two ponies were gone as suddenly as they came.

“Like I said, entertaining.”

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BSB Comments:

Threesome advice from Fluttershy! Well if she can handle both Pinkie and Rainbow at once, I’d have to say that she’s pretty uniquely qualified to give it. Heh, communication really is the best thing in these situations, and I’m sure that Twilight is also uniquely qualified to communicate well. I have to give you credit for the twilight pun too. Very nice. Good job!