The Prompt: Romance 101 with Professor Fluttershy.
I’m afraid Baby Seal Burritos won’t be here to do today’s compilation for all of you disloyal little writers. Because there isn’t any internet access on the moon. Which is where she is. Having been banished.
Oh, what’s that? Did you actually believe all that happy, sappy talk about the power of love being able to conquer all and break through shoddily-constructed closet doors and such? Ha! You foals.
This is Donny’s world, my little ponies, and y’all are just living in it.
Le blog, c’est moi!
And to herald my triumphant and glorious return, have some stories about Fluttershy giving advice on that most useless of emotions: love.