Thirty Minute Pony Stories

“You should just burn them all. Much less work, that way.”

“That is what you as a primal creature would think. It would be more of a burden to live my life alone than to have such stress that plagues me now. Face it creature, you have no footing on those grounds.” ——————-

“Come back to me, please. I need you, I love you. Let me make it right; our night will be gorgeous and without cruelty. Please, let us be us once more. Please.”

“Even if such sorrows and emotions were not false, it is too late. No matter how much a prisoner on death row pleads forgiveness, their fate is imminent.”

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“You know you’re powerful enough. You’ve got the Princesses wrapped around your hoof. They are putty, conforming to your will. Speak it, and it will happen. You want power? They’ll give you theirs. You want their bodies? They will throw themselves upon you. You want the kingdom? They will lay their crowns at your hooves. You want it, you know it’s true.”

“Even if I did want that power, I would never do anything of the sort to the Princesses. While I cannot deny my desires, I will not deny my feelings.”

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“They hate you. They despise your silliness, your zany form of crazy. They liked my crazy better. Much less loud and obnoxious. They’re happy without you, so why even bother? Nopony wants to hang around with an idiotic fool like you. Nopony can love a silly, grinning dummy. Especially not the purple one you care so much for, she’s too busy following the Princesses around like a little lost puppy.”

“They’re happy. That’s all that matters. If Twilight is happy, I’m happy. I have no hard feelings. They do like my silliness, though. It keeps them from getting hopeless when things get tough.”

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“I can’t believe you think you even have a chance. You’re so bucking stupid. You’re not good enough for anything. Not for the Wonderbolts, not for the Elements, especially not for Fluttershy. I don’t know why she even hangs around you, you sack of crap. You freaking suck at everything, she probably just doesn’t want to hurt your sorry flank. That’s just how good she is, the exact opposite of you. No one wants to tell you how stupid that little dream of yours is, they’re just playing along.”

“Oh shut up. They love me enough to support my dreams. I know I’m not good enough for Shy, that’s not news. I know I’m not good enough for the Elements. I do my best, and that’s what matters.”

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“Don’t even pull all that ‘Ah can do it all by mah self crap”. You can’t even do well for yer own self, much less yer family. What happens when Granny dies? The farm’ll go down, and everyone’ll starve.”

“Ah know Ah can’t do everything, and that’s why Ah’ve got friends and family who’ll be there for me.”

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“Darling, your fashion is hideous. Fame and fortune? Pish posh, I don’t see how you put food on the table, what with those horrendous things that are ugly personified in your shop. Oh, and don’t even get me started on those friends of yours. They despise you, especially that farmer one. You don’t deserve that Element, false generosity is worse than anything.”

“I am false, I lie. I’m not the best at what I do, but I damn sure won’t be told that my friends hate me. They are not false, they do not let someone believe that they are friends when they are not. I believe what I do is quite good, and so do many others.”

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“Just kill them all. Slit their throats, bathe in their blood. They’ve pissed you off for too long and you’ve kept it bottled up inside, but that bottle is cracking. Quit trying to fix it, just let the scalding, frothing hate rush over them like a wave. They’ll love you and do what you say, assert your authority. Be brash and quick to speak like your multicolored friend. She’ll definitely appreciate your new personality.”

“No, I’ll never hurt my friends, no matter what. I will only assert myself against one thing, and that is you. I will not hurt others out of spite or revenge. Fear is not love, and Rainbow loves me for who I am, not some monster that wants to destroy everything in its path.”

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“Destroy them. Give in to the darkness. Conquer the world. Go crazy. Push your insecurities onto them. You can’t do it by yourself, but run yourself into the ground anyways. Be false. Be mean.”

“Sounds like a plan.”

Obscure Comments:

This was a cool one! I like how you had little individual snippets of a whole bunch of characters confronting themselves at once, instead of just one. You managed to balance covering a bunch of ground all at once without spreading yourself too thin. Good job!