Stooop!! Listen, everypony, you’ve got to listen to me! I know what you’ve all been hearing, and I know that you seem to think to know all of the facts. But I swear, everypony, it’s not true! It really isn’t! What I’m trying to say is:
The Prompt: It’s absolutely, positively, without the shadow of a doubt not love.
This is a thirty minute prompt, which means you have a thirty minute time limit in which to write your story. (The thirty minute limit includes writing time only and does not include pre-writing thinking or planning.) The submission box will be open for six hours and will close at 6 p.m. Pacific/9 p.m. Eastern.
Also, if you don’t happen to have a Tumblr account, you can submit via e-mail to firstname.lastname@example.org.