Thirty Minute Pony Stories

“Nope.”

“Oh come on!”

“Untrue.”

“You can’t deny it!”

“I can, and I will.”

“But it’s so obvious!”

“I don’t understand how something that doesn’t exist is obvious.”

“You’re in love with her!”

“I love her, but I am not in love with her!”

“Yes you are! I know what you fantasize about when you have your ‘alone time’.”

“Spike! Who told you about that stuff?”

“Rainbow Dash, but that doesn’t matter right now.”

“I’ll kill her.”

“Just admit it already!”

“There’s nothing to admit! My feelings for the princess are nothing more than friendly!”

“Very friendly.”

“No way! I’m not in love with Princess Celestia!”

“Then who is that poetry you’re hiding under your bed about? ‘Her translucent mane glows under the sunlight, her scent is warm like the glow of a fireplace.’. And it gets racier as it goes on. You’re not in love with her, huh?”

“Quit snooping under my bed! I will not admit anything!”

“You better start, because I sent that to her with a note explaining your hidden feelings.”

“What? Spike, how could you?”

“It had to be done!”

“I swear to all that is holy, I will-“

“What exactly, my faithful student?”

“Princess! How long have you been standing there?

“Since Spike’s rather revealing ‘alone time’ comment. Though that wasn’t as revealing as the poetry I received. Something about a candlelit bath and Princess Luna as well as a rainstorm on a mountaintop? While it was a lovely piece of work, it seems we have a lot to talk about.”

It was then that Twilight Sparkle fainted.

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BSB Comments:

Heh. Poor Twilight can’t catch a break, but that’s what brothers are for I suppose: snooping in your stuff and calling you out on what they find. The part about Rainbow Dash was particularly amusing as well. Hopefully the princess and Twilight’s talk will go well. Good job!