Thirty Minute Pony Stories

“Honestly Sweetie Belle, Applejack and I are not in love with each other. What a silly notion.”

“Oh come on! You two are so passionate about each other!”

“Hatred is a passionate emotion as well.”

“You don’t hate her! You need to admit it!”

“Even if I was in love with her, a relationship would not work out. We’d fight all the time!”

“Then you’d make up for it with hot makeup sex! Don’t you want to be in the strong arms of a cowpony when you’re deep in the throes of passion?”

“Sweetie Belle, what a vulgar thing to say! Who taught you to talk like that?”

“Rainbow Dash, but we’re talking about you and Applejack!”

“I’ll destroy her!”

“Applebloom and I talked it over! We’ve already planned your wedding!”

“Sweetie! Applejack and I are not getting married!”

“You say that now, but just wait until Applejack sweeps you off your hooves and you join together in a passionate embrace!”

“Tha only sweepin’ Ah’ll be doin’ is sweepin’ tha back porch.”

“Ah, um, Applejack! What a pleasant surprise!”

“It is?”

“Be quiet Sweetie! Go to your room, this is an adult chat.”

“Fine.”

“Well then.”

“Yep.”

“Did Applebloom…”

“Yeah. Ah decided to come over and ‘chat’ as you put it.”

“Whatever for?”

“Do ya think they know? About us, Ah mean.”

“Oh I don’t think so. However, Sweetie did say something about ‘the throes of passion’. But I’m chalking that up to Rainbow Dash’s vulgarity.”

“Maybe we should tell everypony about our relationship.”

“I knew it!”

“Sweetie!”

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BSB Comments:

Heh. Secret Rarijack foiled by the Cutie Mark Crusaders! This was fun, and I loved the detail that Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom had already planned their wedding. The ending with the relationship being a real thing was good, and Sweetie not leaving them alone and overhearing was funny. Well done!