Thirty Minute Pony Stories

“So, squirts, that’s your lesson on love, courtesy of yours truly!”

“Wow, so cool!”

“And remember: don’t screw up your platonic relationships. Just because you love someone doesn’t mean you’re in love with them.”

“Our older sisters are in love with each other?”

“Passionately.”

“And Twilight thinks about the Princess during her alone time?”

“Yep, that’s what happens Spike!”

“Rainbow, should you really have told them such detailed things? Their sensitive little minds aren’t really cut out for that.”

“Especially when it’s about our super-duper fun bedroom stuff!”

“Pinkie!”

“What? They already heard it all!”

“That’s no excuse!”

“Girls, girls! We can settle this later, when we’re more alone.”

“You’re so awesome, Rainbow Dash!”

“I know Scoots.”

“I wish I was as cool as you.”

“You’re getting there. We just gotta continue this flying lessons and you’ll be the second coolest pony in Ponyville!”

“Could you teach me some more stuff about love while you’re at it?”

“Sure squirt! How about I tell you all of Twilight’s embarrassing little fantasies, courtesy of her diary. And while we’re at it, you can learn about blackmail.”

“So cool!”

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BSB Comments:

Oh, Rainbow Dash, you card. Maybe after this their sisters won’t let them hang out with that silly pegasus so much. Well done!