Thirty Minute Pony Stories

What? You need my help? I swear, you little ponies can’t do anything by yourselves. You’d be helpless without me. Luckily for you, I’m here to fish your decorated flanks out of the proverbial fire. No, no, no need to thank me… Well, alright, a little praise would be nice. It’s all in a day’s work for a Spirit of Disharmony and Chaos.

Wait, that doesn’t make much sense… which, of course, might be the point of it all.

The Prompt: Discord saves the day!

This is a thirty-minute writing prompt; you have thirty minutes (not including time spent thinking and planning) in which to write a story inspired by today’s prompt. You have six hours from the start of this prompt to submit your stories; submissions will be closed at 8:00pm PDT, 11:00pm EDT, and 4:00am GMT. If you don’t happen to have a Tumblr account, you can submit your story by emailing it to thirtyminuteponies@gmail.com; do not submit using Tumblr’s email submission system, as it tends to deliver us only the titles of the stories submitted using it.