If you go down in the woods today you’re sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods today you’d better go in disguise
For every bear that ever there was will gather there for certain
Because today’s the day the Teddy Bears have their picnic
—Traditional Nightmare Night song, c. 400 CE
Today’s prompt will be revealed at 3 PM Pacific time, 6 PM Eastern, and 10 PM GMT (hopefully I have the Daylight Savings offset correct).